Have you ever heard of Chuck Norris?

Well if you haven't, here's a brief introduction to Chuck Norris facts, adapted from Wikipedia XD

Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. The facts typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of tough, all-powerful superbeing. The Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena. Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.

I seriously enjoy reading some of these absurd facts (maybe cause I'm weird LOL) so I felt like sharing some of my favourites with my readers XD

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

2. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

3. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

4. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

5. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

7. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

9. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb

10. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

There are many more I'd like to share, but the post would be freaking long LOL I hope you got some laughs out of this! Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you >D LOL *LAME* If you want to read more, search it up! There are thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating around the internet LOL