Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

The most badass tea-lovin' British dude in Nintendo XD

Typing this post mere hours after finishing the game and while listening to it's mellow soundtrack is... well, hopefully gonna lift me from this slump .__.

..Well, I bet none of my blog readers play DS games LOL So this is what you'd call "SS", "Syiok Sendiri" or in English terms, "Jacking off to oneself" LOL As an aspiring linguist, I could go on about the complexities of global languages and how one word can never be perfectly translated into another language as in the case above where "syiok" does not literally mean "masturbation", but I digress LOL

Now, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (DB) is the 2nd game in the Professor Layton puzzle games series, 1st being Professor Layton and the Curious Village (CS). Well, I can't say whether DB has been better than CS (when sequels abound you're always gonna compare it to the initial one LOL) but it's been one hell of a ride. I mean, the first game was about family inheritance and fraternal love, not some delusional hot vampire love story LOL! Okay that's a big perversion of the 2nd game's plot, but I like to call it that XD

I was genuinely shocked by the 1st's plot twists, but I could read what was coming in DB from a mile away. Still, emotionally, it took a bigger toll on me >_O Was it because crazy aged vampire Anton was oh-so-fraggin' hot? ...No, I must stay loyal to... British gentlemanly... tea-loving... Professor Layton... the pedophile LOL! I always loved Layton's English voice though, while Anton was.. god-awful >_O Hot in a way, but way too old for him (until he turned to his real old self where I could barely hear his voice LOL)

Some distraction in a lengthy post LOL I wouldn't be able to play teh game due to excessive laughter if Layton and Luke really looked like this XD

Why did it have such a depressing effect on me? It was essentially some wishwash story about forbidden love in the end =__=;; I mean, you have all the staple ingredients, nobility, true love, separation, "I never stopped loving you!" LOL I swear when I encountered the "I'm leaving this awful town cause I'm pregnant" scene, I hollered out with "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PREMARITAL SEX LOLOLZ" XD Okay I'm making myself sound cheap. I swear, no matter how much cheese resides in any Layton plots, the excellent execution by Level-5 makes everything seem incredible. The cut scenes, art, music and puzzles were awesome as usual (and frustrating AGH XD) I swear, everytime I play a Layton game, the more stupid I feel for not being able to answer 99% of the puzzles LOL

SEE, I TOLD YOU THIS POST WAS SOME "I LIEK TO JACK OFF TO MYSELF CRAPPING 8D" XD If you made it through all that incomprehensible writing.. Wow o__o Anyway, if anyone wants to get a DS in the future, make sure the Layton series is in your play list. It's positively epic, I swear XD

Okay I'm off to draw some hunkin' vampire art (fine, he's really just delusional, not a real blood sucker LOL) ..Wait all my dude art look freakin' sissy... Doesn't make a difference, Anton's some noble sissy crackpot fencer anyway LOL