Infatuation

Is this what it feels like to be in love?

*EMOZ in a corner because she'd probably be skinned alive by her parents if she bought it*

Tagged by a Concerned Spouse

..who wanted to make sure my fat little fingers get enough practice to start learning the guitar seriously LOL

Rule: Be honest no matter what, then tag at least 10 friends.

01. Who was your last text from?
Amanda, my PWETTY KYUTE EX-CLASSM@T3Z. ...I miss her ._. XD

02. Where was your default picture taken?
Plagiarised from Moyashimon episode 3 I believe, an anime about a boy who can see microorganisms as cute eccentric little buggers LOL

03. Your relationship status?
Marrie-*KICKED* Single .__.

04. Have you ever lost a close friend?
..If by losing is losing contact, yeah, once, I think. My first primary school friend, I believe LOL

05. What is your current mood?
Weird

06. How many siblings do you have?
None. I has 1 slav3z. LOL Sorry bro XD

07. What's your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
William

08. Where do you wish you were right now?
IN A PLACE WITH AIR CONDITIONING, DAMMIT *shakes fist at Indonesia forest fires* I KNOW YOU'RE ENJOYING WINTER, YOUNG =__=

09. Have a crazy side?
Aren't I always?

10. Ever had a near death experience?
...Plenty of times *stares nervously at her homocidal roommate* LOL J/K XD

11.Something you do a lot?
Sleep :D

12. Angry at anyone?
I don't think so

13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
..The fact he currently doesn't exist? LOL

14. When was the last time you cried?
Last Thursday, I believe. Was recounting a dream I had of my grandparents' deceased Golden Retriever, Ginger .__. I wish I spent more time with her..

15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Yes, MYSELF! ...I'm joking, okay LOL But yea I do have some special people whom I'd die for, namely my family

16. What are you thinking about when you are falling asleep?
Shit I haven't completed tomorrow's tutorial LOL

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Mah aunt

18. What is your favorite song?
..Songs you wouldn't have HEARD of LOL

19. What are you doing right now?
Being lethargic and trying to concoct witty remarks for this tag

20. Who do you trust right now?
Definitely not myself LOL

21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I think it's from Thailand LOL

22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
No way LOL

23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
Ryanne *hearts* LOL

24. Describe your life in one word?
Uninspirational LOL

25. Who are you thinking of right now?
Ryanne, because I just mentioned her 1 question ago? XD

26. What should you be doing right now?
Taking a bath/cramming tutorials/faking a journal LOL

27. What are you listening to?
A tower fan on my left,a ceiling fan on my right and a laptop fan in front of me. IT'S FREAKING HOT HERE, DAMMIT XD

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Ryanne, more like I sneaked up behind her a few seconds ago and attacked her LOL

29. Who was the last person who shot you?
..Either Andrew or Jamie last week LOL I got shot so badly I can't remember! LOLOLOL

30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Definitely. Who doesn't? LOL I turn extra nice.. I THINK...

31. What is your natural hair color?
Black

32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Andrew recounting the mishap faced by Nicole's ice kacang ice-cream last week LOL

33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
I can't remember. I'm PMS-ing, my hormones are raging! LOL

34. What do you hear?
...The adforementioned fans. HELLO, REDUNDANT QUESTION FTW =D

35. Is your hair curly or straight?
Naturally wavy but flattened as dictated by my mum ._.

36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
... Well I've had people saying they'd eat me cause I can sustain a starving family for a week with my mass LOL

37. Do you have a best friend?
Yup

38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Hey dad, did I squeeze any moolah outta you recently? LOL

39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
Plenty LOL

40. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Nope. To save the eyesight of the car occupants and other road users LOL

41. Are you happy with life right now?
It's a bit bland and I'm being terribly confused by degree courses, but I can't really complain

42. Are you currently jealous?
..No. I don't know any other university kid who owns a Freelander 2 or a Dell Studio XPS, so no jealousy :D

43. What jewelery are you wearing now?
Nothing

44. What were you doing on Friday night?
Crying while eating super damn spicy laksa LOL

45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Once. By my own wayward imagination and emo-ing LOL

47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Nope, I don't know THAT many people in the first place .__. *FREAK*

48.What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Food poisoning 2 years ago LOL IPOH DOCTORS ARE MONEYSUCKERS, DUDE

49.How late did you stay up last night and why?
4am. Worrying about how Ima gonna drive 40km the next morning at 7am, which finally got postponed to 10 LOL

50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
..Have I EVER dated someone? LOL

The 10 people are...
01. ...
02. .....
03. .......
04. .........
05. ...........FINE I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO TAG, OKAY!??!?!? LOL

Bowel Dysfunction

Since yesterday I've visited the toilet for at least 15 times. Same thing happened on Saturday, about 9 times. Instead of making my dear readers go through paragraphs describing fluid faeces, here's a very sweet yet disturbing video for you to watch:



I wish I could animate like that. LOL

The Makings of an UMNO Politician

Taken from Malaysia Today:

An old kampung imam had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

1. The Holy Quran.
2. A fifty ringgit note.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. And a Playboy magazine.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."

"If it's the holy book, he's going to be an imam like me, and what a blessing that would be!"

"If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too."

"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and God, what a shame that would be."

"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womaniser."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Holy Book and placed it under his arm. He picked up the fifty ringgit note and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"God have mercy," the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's going to be an UMNO politician!"

Author unknown

Screw you, Young

You effectively ruined my life by introducing me to a certain gadget in one of your bygone blog posts. Now my bank account has been reduced from 4 to 3 figures and I'm addicted to the damn piece of electronic damnation for the rest of my holidays. What is the offending thing, you ask? Look below:

My brand-new spanking iPod Touch 2nd Gen which I've owned for about 2 weeks already. GOD This thing is HEAVEN (other than paid apps BOOHOO) It has addictive games, online messaging (PALRINGO BEATS FRING, YOUNG :D), the most awesome portable web browser and... Oh did I forget music? LOL The touch screen is accurate and intuitive and I can say I'm in love with Apple after this *_* SCREW YOU, YOUNG!!

His March blog post exposed me to the existence of the iPod Touch, what I call "An iPhone that doesn't make calls :D" (it's actually ENGRAVED at the back of mine.. LOL) Without that god forsaken blog post, I wouldn't have known nuts about the existence of it, yet he HAD to post it up. After being made giddy by stupid Maxis' continuous iPhone advertisements, I wanted a device that could do the stuff it did. Now the combination of my iPod Touch + Nokia N82 effectively kicks the iPhone's ass soundly. I can have all the great applications WHILE having a kickass camera (you wanted me to downgrade from a 5MP Xenon flash to Apple's 2MP??)

Mine's an 8GB model, the smallest capacity out there. While Young's is probably a bigger one, I HAVE THE SUPERB APPLE IN-EAR HEADPHONES WAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOCK EARBUDS SUCK, DUDE *SHOT* XD

My life is complete.

While Young's is coming to an end when I meet him.

LOL J/K

(Please excuse the messy state of my bed in the background, I was happily snoozing at 10am when DHL called me to say they were outside my house with my Apple shipment LOL)

Have you ever heard of Chuck Norris?

Well if you haven't, here's a brief introduction to Chuck Norris facts, adapted from Wikipedia XD

Chuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. The facts typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of tough, all-powerful superbeing. The Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena. Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.

I seriously enjoy reading some of these absurd facts (maybe cause I'm weird LOL) so I felt like sharing some of my favourites with my readers XD

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

2. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

3. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

4. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

5. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

7. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

9. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb

10. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

There are many more I'd like to share, but the post would be freaking long LOL I hope you got some laughs out of this! Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you >D LOL *LAME* If you want to read more, search it up! There are thousands of Chuck Norris facts floating around the internet LOL

A Peek Into One of My Hobbies

..Specifically, the act of drawing anime characters :D

If you read my previous post, you'd realize I'm an artist, and a picky one at that LOL Since Young told me to post some of my works here, well, I thought I could talk a bit about the things I use to draw too XD

This is my 2 1/2 months old Wacom Intuos3 6x8 graphics tablet. I've always wanted a good tablet but before this I couldn't manage my own money and only got my dad to buy me a Genius graphics tablet that is currently retired XD;; While CGing mid February I realized my ol' Genius had reached the end of its useful life and so decided to go on the market for a replacement. Wacom is the unchallenged industry leader in the graphics tablet business, so I chose it to ensure I won't be disappointed with what I buy XD The Intuos series is its mid-range graphics tablet range (low-end being Bamboo and high-end being the crazily-expensive Cintiq) and god I halved my bank account purchasing this ;_; I can say I'm one happy user though and Wacom really is in a league of it's own when compared to my previous flimsy Genius tablet. Here's the first piece of artwork I finished with it:

Well I sketched it on paper first, then scanned it and did the lineart and colouring with Adobe Photoshop CS3 XD For a brief background on the image, the girl is A-chan, a mascot I designed for the anime blog Anime Desho Desho?, which has sadly met its maker XD;; It was my first time linearting with a tablet and my Intuos did not disappoint at all :) In the first tablet image, you can actually see this artwork in progress LOL Don't stare at this too much, you'll start to see the mistakes =__=;;

Next is my set of Copic Sketch markers. Arguably the best markers to use for anime art too, god the brush function is to die for. Sadly I never got close to doing decent art with my markers, and they're currently collecting dust in a messy stack =X There are 49 markers in the picture and they didn't come in a set. I had to stand for hours at Kinokuniya Singapore and carefully choose which colours I wanted LOL Like the Intuos, getting the best in the market doesn't come cheap, as one marker costs SGD6. Times that with 49 markers and realise the beating my wallet took LOL

Oddly (maybe not considering the state of my room LOL), I can't seem to find my best marker artwork LOL It's an Organisation Chart for my Form 5 class where my classmates inexplicably voted for me to become the Head of... Er... Decoration, maybe LOL So I had to make the chart and believe me, you wouldn't have thought it was some Organisation Chart at first glance, because who draws Chinese anime females on those LMAO God my artistic sense sucks so bad, but hey, those classmates of mine voted for me and all I can do is anime art, so... You get what you paid for LMAO My friend told me some junior saw the picture before and commented that it was "impossible to be drawn by a student", which was... flattering, I guess LOL If I can find the goddamn chart I'll snap a picture and post it up XD

Well that's all I have to blog today. I have a shipment due next week so I might post some tech review or something LOL I'm also going to Thailand this weekend, so I might blog about it XD Till next time!